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Still a better character than Jar Jar. - Matty Malaprop

The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of... Homer? - Matty Malaprop

And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

The world is a BLARGARBLABARGL. - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts