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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop

Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Woody can fix the problem if he shoots it with his revolver ocelot? - Matty Malaprop

Err... well, aw hail yes, technically. But I know what you mean. - Matty Malaprop

A moon! A moon! A-- wait, that's no moon! - Matty Malaprop

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Bring it on, Stay Puft! - Matty Malaprop

The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of... Homer? - Matty Malaprop