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This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

The real question here is: Are there nine lives on Mars? - Matty Malaprop

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

So fuzzy. And so full of paralysis-inducing toxins. - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure to take some Tums beforehand, because those whiskers are tantamount to nuclear fallout for your guts. - Matty Malaprop

PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

More political hilarity over here!

I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop