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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

It just makes so much sense that the felion would be the one with a positive charge. - Matty Malaprop

This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure to take some Tums beforehand, because those whiskers are tantamount to nuclear fallout for your guts. - Matty Malaprop

The real question here is: Are there nine lives on Mars? - Matty Malaprop

It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

I don't think anyone can argue that this fine feline has a real knack fur espionage. - Matty Malaprop

That sounds like something my mom would say... or maybe I shouldn't quip about that, lest she should come to scold me in a feverish fit. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

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