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cat out one-eyed me similar sounding Pirate grumpy meow - 7078227712
By Unknown
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This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

can cat double meaning innuendo ladybits literalism never mind see suggestive tabby - 4764633856
By xyzpdq1
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

burrito cat purrito similar sounding wrapped up - 4780270848
By xyzpdq1
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Just make sure to take some Tums beforehand, because those whiskers are tantamount to nuclear fallout for your guts. - Matty Malaprop

castro cat cuba dictator Fidel Castro illustration literalism similar sounding - 4672005632
By Unknown
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PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

More political hilarity over here!

cat got idiom literalism similar sounding thong tongue - 6385037312
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I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop