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magnet cat double meaning literalism - 6695852544
By xyzpdq1
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To be fair, all of my cats are total ladykillers. Unfortunately all of my cats are female, which means I've been bringing home the wrong kind of ladies... - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

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I don't think anyone can argue that this fine feline has a real knack fur espionage. - Matty Malaprop

book brand cat cat in the hat dr seuss hat literalism title tonka tunic - 4941502208
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

can cat double meaning innuendo ladybits literalism never mind see suggestive tabby - 4764633856
By xyzpdq1
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

cat mere meerkat homophones double meaning - 7111479040
By Unknown
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He can walk the meerwalk, but I'm terribly skeptical as to whether or not this kitty can talk the meertalk. - Matty Malaprop

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cat clean dirty double meaning eating facebook literalism lolwut not what you think - 5339981824
By Unknown
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And boy oh boy was she purrin' all night long! - Matty Malaprop

cat colin colin farrel double meaning feral homophone literalism surname - 6153924608
Via Reddit
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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop