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Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop

Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

And boy oh boy was she purrin' all night long! - Matty Malaprop

It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

That sounds like something my mom would say... or maybe I shouldn't quip about that, lest she should come to scold me in a feverish fit. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop

Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop