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If He Could Only Pronounce it Correctly...

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And it Was Packed Front to Bach!

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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

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On the Subject of Leaky Ice Machines...

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This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

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This is Slander!

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The Invisible Fair is THE WORST!

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My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop

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This joke is the pits.

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I Just Don't Want Us to Take This Love for Pomegranate!

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I mean, orange you a little worried that we're rushing into things to quickly? - Matty Malaprop

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