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See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

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At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

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But I'd still drink the hell out of it because, well, chocolate rain. #ThatDoesn'tEvenMakeSense - Matty Malaprop

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This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop