candy

But then where is his Dog? - Matty Malaprop

No one. 

See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

But I'd still drink the hell out of it because, well, chocolate rain. #ThatDoesn'tEvenMakeSense - Matty Malaprop

What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop

This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop