candy

No one. 

But I'd still drink the hell out of it because, well, chocolate rain. #ThatDoesn'tEvenMakeSense - Matty Malaprop

At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop

But then where is his Dog? - Matty Malaprop

There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop