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That is Completely Trufax

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What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop

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A View of the Milky Way From the Surface of Mars

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See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

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Oi Vey...

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I didn't even have to do any work for this one ;)

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Ursus V. Them

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Told My Roommate One to Many Puns

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Who Asked This Family to Make a Halloween, 'Tootsee Roll' Parody?

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No one. 

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The Flavor Will Teleport Your Taste Buds

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At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

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Ten Second Puns #9

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There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop

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