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See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

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I didn't even have to do any work for this one ;)

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There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop