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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop

It's like a riddle! Only less sensical, and without a rewarding answer at the end... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

Now the next step for the Orange Crush team is figuring out how to fit 12 fluid ounces of liquid into their new packaging... - Matty Malaprop

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop