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Checkmate, Mayans!

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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

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A Helpful Reminder for Keeping Your Calendar 'N Sync

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This helpful calendar mod is yours to copy for free, no strings attached! - Matty Malaprop

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What a Grim Prognosis...

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If you don't get into treatment immediately, you might not make it more than seven. It's Cancer, I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

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Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time

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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

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