breakfast

... but it seemed like such a fun idea at the time! - Matty Malaprop

Some breakfasts only fill your stomach, but Quaker True Grits are a meal that really gets your body Coen in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop

If you squint and look the other way, then yes, I suppose it is. - Matty Malaprop

The day I eat mushrooms for breakfast is the day I stop feeling like they have the same texture as pencil erasers. Which is to say NEVER. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

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