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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

But is the tastier shroom the morel or the shiitake? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

You get it guys? Because dragons are scaly and massive, so the tramp stamp is on a massive scale... #ThisisthePartWhereCricketSoundsHappen - Matty Malaprop

I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

Now clemenTIME will always be on your side! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop