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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop

I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

Only God can Judge us now.- Matty Malaprop

Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop