Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop
Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop
There are no words. I'm dead now. From laughing too hard. - Matty Malaprop
P.S. SERVICE CHIHUAHUAS AREN'T A REAL THING COME ON NOW REESE. - Matty Malaprop
This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop