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Just curious, because I need to figure out some way to get these guys to flock off. - Matty Malaprop

Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop

I tend to get this angry only after I go on bad dates with cheep chicks. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, I DID just reference My Chemical Romance in my post title. DEALWITHIT.gif - Matty Malaprop

They're so well-mannered, they probably wouldn't even call you out on your ogling! - Matty Malaprop

I just fear my responses may be difficult for you to swallow... - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't call it total carp, but dubstep really just isn't my cup of tea. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, bird-brained illustrator. - Matty Malaprop

Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop