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bird curse frig frigate homophone homophones upset - 5406128640
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Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

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Yes, I DID just reference My Chemical Romance in my post title. DEALWITHIT.gif - Matty Malaprop

animal bird bunny cow eel Hall of Fame Owl panda professions punny whale wolf zebra - 6299866880
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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

bird birds comic double meaning freaky literalism technology weird wireless wires - 4791729664
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But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop

bird birds conversation similar sounding - 5973091328
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Just curious, because I need to figure out some way to get these guys to flock off. - Matty Malaprop

angry bird double meaning flipping flipping the bird idiom literalism - 5361515520
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I tend to get this angry only after I go on bad dates with cheep chicks. - Matty Malaprop

bird question similar sounding spare sparrow - 5945364224
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I just fear my responses may be difficult for you to swallow... - Matty Malaprop

bird double meaning Hall of Fame literalism nice objectification polite - 5456732416
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They're so well-mannered, they probably wouldn't even call you out on your ogling! - Matty Malaprop

buildup literalism typing style hunt and peck imitation bird double meaning - 6764989952
By Angus
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Punmaster Angus says: "I need new friends."

I wish I could say otherwise, Angus... but maybe you do. Your current ones seem more than a little remolting. - Matty Malaprop

fishing bird of prey drop literalism bass bird fish double meaning - 6851906304
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I wouldn't call it total carp, but dubstep really just isn't my cup of tea. - Matty Malaprop