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after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished - 3946005504
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

before club Hall of Fame her herbivore Lame Pun Coon similar sounding vegetarian - 5597000960
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

answer before cow cows heifer her herbivore question similar sounding - 6210191360
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning flash literalism Photo with without - 5972650496
By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

after before hashtag How People View Me meme syllogism toy viewmaster - 4934573568
By JakeLim
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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning literalism strikes striking surname Tom Waits waiting - 6356871936
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop