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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop