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answer before cow cows heifer her herbivore question similar sounding - 6210191360
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

before lan literalism Movie similar sounding The Land Before Time time - 5636352256
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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

metal cool literalism molten double meaning before - 6891841792
By Unknown
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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname - 6020706048
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning flash literalism Photo with without - 5972650496
By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

after before hashtag How People View Me meme syllogism toy viewmaster - 4934573568
By JakeLim
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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

after before literalism muffin nothing related similar sounding - 4910426624
By xyzpdq1
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning literalism strikes striking surname Tom Waits waiting - 6356871936
By Unknown
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

always before dinner hands hens literalism rule similar sounding wash - 6104063488
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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished - 3946005504
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

answer before burn coffee cool double meaning hipster literalism question sip tongue - 6613020416
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop