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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop