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after before double meaning literalism strikes striking surname Tom Waits waiting - 6356871936
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

before club Hall of Fame her herbivore Lame Pun Coon similar sounding vegetarian - 5597000960
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning flash literalism Photo with without - 5972650496
By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning hairy Hall of Fame Harry Potter homophone literalism shaved - 5901554944
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

answer before burn coffee cool double meaning hipster literalism question sip tongue - 6613020416
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

after before literalism muffin nothing related similar sounding - 4910426624
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

metal cool literalism molten double meaning before - 6891841792
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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

answer before cow cows heifer her herbivore question similar sounding - 6210191360
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

always before dinner hands hens literalism rule similar sounding wash - 6104063488
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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites Po po' rich slang - 6547455744
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

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If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname - 6020706048
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

after before kristen wiig literalism not similar sounding spelling surname wig wiig - 6080265472
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished - 3946005504
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop