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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop