beets

My only complaint is the unflattering way in which they tend to turn your ears purple with every wear. - Matty Malaprop

Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster kaylawardle says: "After the bars closed in Atlanta, my friends and I were walking down the streets of midtown when we passed this random guy and his friends on the street. They invited us into their loft to continue drinking so we agreed without hesitation. Then this happened."

Beets goin' home at the end of the night, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

I'm not big into the drug culture... if you ask me, stoners and their ilk are absolutely the borscht. - Matty Malaprop