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The Hazards of Overconsumption

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Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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In Honor of No-Shave November

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If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop

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BEEARD

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The Bearded Are Coming!!

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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

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Seems Ent-irely Legit

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We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop

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If You Get Bored During Your Barbecue...

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Simba, I Shaved Your Father

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I Bless the Rains Down in Middle-Earth

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GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop

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