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I have one final question: Did you, or did you not, steal these poor campers' pic-a-nic basket? - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

Because for most men on the internet, this is the only way they'll ever be able to munch carpet. - Matty Malaprop

He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing says love quite like a bear in a sweater does. - Matty Malaprop

A single space makes all the difference, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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He'll be ready soon, I promise. He just needs to get his outfit ursussed out. - Matty Malaprop