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arms bear double meaning literalism right second amendment - 6083516672
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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

barely bear literalism homophone double meaning - 6717069312
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He'll be ready soon, I promise. He just needs to get his outfit ursussed out. - Matty Malaprop

bear double meaning literalism minus plus polar polar bear polarity poles bad puns - 5381395712
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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

bear bear grylls cliché double meaning grill grilling grills literalism - 6199558912
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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

bear cross cross to bear Hall of Fame idiom literalism reversal switch switcheroo - 6236558336
By Vvicked
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In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

bear bear grylls grill grilling Hall of Fame homophone literalism man vs wild similar sounding - 6145793280
By xyzpdq1
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Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop

bear double meaning literalism minus negative plus polar polarity positive shoop - 6470941184
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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

alpaca animal puns animals bear elephant giraffes hawk horse koala lion minnow Owl variations on a theme - 6357149440
Via Punblr
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop