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He'll be ready soon, I promise. He just needs to get his outfit ursussed out. - Matty Malaprop

bare bear double meaning Hall of Fame hands homophone literalism - 5451499776
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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

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He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

bare bear building built double meaning hands homophone literalism - 6567777536
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Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

bear Bon Iver confused Hall of Fame i-dont-want-to-live-on-t misinterpretation nhot similar sounding twitter - 5834445568
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Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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