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bare bear building built double meaning hands homophone literalism - 6567777536
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Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

bear cross cross to bear Hall of Fame idiom literalism reversal switch switcheroo - 6236558336
By Vvicked
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In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

right arms bear literalism second amendment exercising double meaning - 6957551104
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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

bear double meaning literalism minus plus polar polar bear polarity poles bad puns - 5381395712
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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

bear bear grylls cliché double meaning grill grilling grills literalism - 6199558912
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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

bear Hall of Fame literalism molar polar polar bear similar sounding - 5195396864
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I guess you could say this bear is undeniably white of tooth and claw. - Matty Malaprop

bear double meaning literalism minus negative plus polar polarity positive shoop - 6470941184
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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

alpaca animal puns animals bear elephant giraffes hawk horse koala lion minnow Owl variations on a theme - 6357149440
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

bear bear skin rug double meaning gummy gummy bear Hall of Fame literalism rug skin - 4942404096
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Because for most men on the internet, this is the only way they'll ever be able to munch carpet. - Matty Malaprop

arms bear FAIL Hall of Fame lolwut order right second amendment Soviet Russia switch twist - 5199395328
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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop