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Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

A single space makes all the difference, you know... - Matty Malaprop

I guess you could say this bear is undeniably white of tooth and claw. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Because for most men on the internet, this is the only way they'll ever be able to munch carpet. - Matty Malaprop

Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop