batman

Bruce Wayne was many things, but an art connoisseur he apparently was not. - Matty Malaprop

More superheroes, up up and this way!

Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop

I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! This party is brought to you by the letter JUSTICE. - Matty Malaprop

He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop

It's simple. We photograph the Batman.

Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop

Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop