My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop
... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop
Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop
JOKES ABOUT THE JOKER! CLASSIC! - Matty Malaprop
But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop
Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop
But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop
No, NOT "HEY JUDE." BECAUSE BATMAN, YOU DINGUS! - Matty Malaprop
"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop
