batman

But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! This party is brought to you by the letter JUSTICE. - Matty Malaprop

Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop

It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop