batman

"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop

I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop