batman

Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! This party is brought to you by the letter JUSTICE. - Matty Malaprop

Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop

But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

Bruce Wayne was many things, but an art connoisseur he apparently was not. - Matty Malaprop

More superheroes, up up and this way!