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They led me right to it! All I had to do was string them along with promises of freedom. They were hooked on my lies as soon as I started speaking! - Matty Malaprop

Always make sure your LOLsabers are ready for battle!

Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

It's similar to the contrabass, but fortuitously it argues far less when you're getting ready to grill it. - Matty Malaprop

They commenters really knocked this perfect pitch out of the park, now didn't they? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster LuichoX says: "Mega Man? Nope, Bass."

All the music in Mega Man & Bass >>>>>>> Anything by Skrillex 3BH. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

I wouldn't call it total carp, but dubstep really just isn't my cup of tea. - Matty Malaprop

Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure I'd rather listen to a bear roaring over a bad club track for a full hour than listen to the Dev song this pun is referencing... - Matty Malaprop

Because seriously, who trots anymore these days? - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if he cooks fish as awfully as he cooks up music... - Matty Malaprop