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GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure I'd rather listen to a bear roaring over a bad club track for a full hour than listen to the Dev song this pun is referencing... - Matty Malaprop

Skrillex approves this video. - Matty Malaprop

It's similar to the contrabass, but fortuitously it argues far less when you're getting ready to grill it. - Matty Malaprop

Alternate captions that didn't make the cut:

• I Can Has Bass-Drop?
• All Ur Beats R Now Belong To Us
• Record Scratch, HISSSSSS

They led me right to it! All I had to do was string them along with promises of freedom. They were hooked on my lies as soon as I started speaking! - Matty Malaprop

Always make sure your LOLsabers are ready for battle!

Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Punmaster LuichoX says: "Mega Man? Nope, Bass."

All the music in Mega Man & Bass >>>>>>> Anything by Skrillex 3BH. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

I wouldn't call it total carp, but dubstep really just isn't my cup of tea. - Matty Malaprop