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GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop

Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

It's similar to the contrabass, but fortuitously it argues far less when you're getting ready to grill it. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if he cooks fish as awfully as he cooks up music... - Matty Malaprop

Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

They commenters really knocked this perfect pitch out of the park, now didn't they? - Matty Malaprop

Alternate captions that didn't make the cut:

• I Can Has Bass-Drop?
• All Ur Beats R Now Belong To Us
• Record Scratch, HISSSSSS

Skrillex approves this video. - Matty Malaprop

Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure I'd rather listen to a bear roaring over a bad club track for a full hour than listen to the Dev song this pun is referencing... - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster LuichoX says: "Mega Man? Nope, Bass."

All the music in Mega Man & Bass >>>>>>> Anything by Skrillex 3BH. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!