It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop
His name, quite unsurprisingly, is Lemmy. - Matty Malaprop
So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop
I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you can use these to get into your neighbor's sweet-ass El Camino? - Matty Malaprop