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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

One thing Jay-Z and this baby definitely have in common: They both have AMAZING cribs. - Matty Malaprop

DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY MY ARMADILLO LIZARD HAS UNCOILED ITSELF FOR A PRETTY LADY PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY LIFE AND I'D OFFER YOU PROOF BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL HERE IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET PUT ON A SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

I hate when people submit quality puns like this; it really steels my thunder! - Matty Malaprop

I bet this ball would fit into a backpack. Kind of silly, given the nature of the show and all! - Matty Malaprop

... and basketbasketball is EVEN STRANGER. - Matty Malaprop