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And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

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Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

Funny tumblr moments | pteapotdactyl weareallfromearth Follow getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 want 6 pet sloths so can name them after every sin except sloth Today my wife texted this, and then immediately called make sure got because an urgent message Source
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27 Clever Moments Of Pure Tinder Gold

The internet has revolutionized so much of our lives - drones deliver packages to our houses, we can keep in touch with our loved ones around the world, and with Tinder and other dating apps - we can use terrible, punny pickup lines from the comfort of our homes. Ain't life grand?

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10 More Fantastic Pun Jokes Because We Can't Get Enough

Sometimes all you need is an arsenal of terrible puns up your sleeve to shoot out at people when they least expect it. If you don't have a party trick, this is the perfect thing to impress people at parties. The worse the joke, the better. Granted, you might get some eye-rolling and groaning from your audience, but soon the laughs will come rolling in. Just you wait. You will be the pun master. Mother of bad jokes. It will be legendary. 


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Seventeen Spongebob Twitter Memes Full Of Groan-Worthy Puns

Sometimes we're all just in the mood for a good old punny dad joke. You know, the kind that makes you roll your eyes all the way into the back of your head. These Twitter memes featuring a terrible pun above an image of Spongebob running away are perfect for that.

Funny Twitter memes featuring terrible puns above an image of Spongebob running away | Left my pastor on read this morning, call holy ghost | Tripped over my girls bra call booby trape @takemewithuig
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A Sackful of Puns to Spill All Over

Sure, puns aren't exactly the height of comedy. In fact it's pretty normal to hate them. From the groan-tastic to the dad-tier, there are all sorts of dumb and clever puns to feel stupid about. Sometimes you need a break from humor that has a "premise" or "intelligent point" and you just want a bundle of puns to fill that wordplay hole.

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Bill Clinton Cracked a Terrible Dad Joke on Twitter and Nobody Can Handle It

Slick Willy just had to go and crack a dad joke that simultaneously dug on President Trump and kept the pun game strong, didn't he? Naturally, people were highly entertained and vaguely irritated. 

Bill Clinton makes a pun joke about Praying Mantis sculpture outside Clinton Foundation and the internet has fun with it
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15 Pun-tastic Memes And Jokes That'll Make You Lose It

It's Monday Punday, y'all! Prepare to roll those eyes. These jokes are the worst of the worst, curated especially for you. We know how much you guys love bad jokes so here are some truly cringeworthy jokes that will for sure make you facepalm. Enjoy the cringeathon! 

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