I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop

Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop