Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop

I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop