Bad Joke Eel

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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

This joke seems a little rye....
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

Melted, not stirred
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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel on inspirational quotes
By C-fax (Via: Reddit)
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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop