Bad Joke Eel

If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop

I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop

And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop