Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop
Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop
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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop
Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop
I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop
And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop
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