apple pie

Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

In case you hadn't heard, it's Pi Day! And as I'm sure it's no surprise, you can probably guess that I want 3.1415926 [...] of these babies in my mouth RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop

Moar funny food over here!