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But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

I can only assume the artist here didn't depict Macintosh apples simply because the joke would be too simple and passé. - Matty Malaprop

At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop

The most perscribed medication for Apple addiction.

If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop