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Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop

At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop

They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

I can only assume the artist here didn't depict Macintosh apples simply because the joke would be too simple and passé. - Matty Malaprop

The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop

If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

Now THAT is how you sell an overcosted, under-tasted kind of generic American dinner! - Matty Malaprop