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I can only assume the artist here didn't depict Macintosh apples simply because the joke would be too simple and passé. - Matty Malaprop

They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop

After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

Now THAT is how you sell an overcosted, under-tasted kind of generic American dinner! - Matty Malaprop

The most perscribed medication for Apple addiction.