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... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop

The most perscribed medication for Apple addiction.

The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop

Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop