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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

Now THAT is how you sell an overcosted, under-tasted kind of generic American dinner! - Matty Malaprop

But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop

I can only assume the artist here didn't depict Macintosh apples simply because the joke would be too simple and passé. - Matty Malaprop

Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop

The most perscribed medication for Apple addiction.

... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop

If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop