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I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop

If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

The most perscribed medication for Apple addiction.

After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop

The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

I can only assume the artist here didn't depict Macintosh apples simply because the joke would be too simple and passé. - Matty Malaprop