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With reeling b/c I'm reeling from the fact that this stream of animal puns still hasn't come to an end. - Matty Malaprop

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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop

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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

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Funniest Dad On Twitter Shares Funny Things His Kids Say About Animals

James Breakwell, or Exploding unicorn as he likes to call himself on twitter, is a professional comedy writer, amateur father of four daughters and two pigs and one of the most popular dads on twitter. Sometimes, his kids have some funny thoughts about animals and here are the best ones we have picked. 

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But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

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Cute and Funny Illustrated Animal Puns

Puns, jokes and silly drawings. That's all we really want! So illustrator duo Swerling & Lazar decided to combine those three things in a single book, The World's Best Jokes For Kids. Featured below are some of our favorites, and what do you know... they all happen to revolve around animals!


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