Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop
... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop
There are no words. I'm dead now. From laughing too hard. - Matty Malaprop
P.S. SERVICE CHIHUAHUAS AREN'T A REAL THING COME ON NOW REESE. - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop
He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop