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No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

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Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

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I mean really, how can you hear the lyric "I never needed acceptance from you outsiders / Had cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired" and not immediately think of Heidegger's mentor and the father of modern phenomenology? - Matty Malaprop

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Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you now the next big trend to sweet the nation: Hybroplaning. - Matty Malaprop

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Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop

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Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

There's a tradition in the U.S. navy that no submarine is lost at sea, and every Christmas a broadcast is sent out to all the crews of those subs still on duty. Naturally, tumblr took it and made it into a whole ghost ship thing, which is somehow macabre but also heartwarming. Why not, people see some unexplained stuff at sea. For a totally classic navy story, here's a Navy operations officer who pulled the laziest move ever.

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE
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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

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There are no words. I'm dead now. From laughing too hard. - Matty Malaprop

P.S. SERVICE CHIHUAHUAS AREN'T A REAL THING COME ON NOW REESE. - Matty Malaprop

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... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

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He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

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