Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop
I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop
Which is to say they are all massively insignificant. - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously. I'm an oracular spectacular unto myself. - Matty Malaprop
And the award for creepiest children's song ever STILL goes to... - Matty Malaprop