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Soberingly Honesty Halloween Party Glasses

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A Match Made in Pleasure

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You Might Say That Indeed

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Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

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He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

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Aaaaaaaaaand Cue That GODAWFUL AND UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS Whistling

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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

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Musical drinking games

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A fifth and an augmented fifth

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20 Awesome Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

It's amazing what your mind can come up with when in the warm relaxing confines of a shower. Something about being utterly alone with hot water pouring over your body just eases the mind and allows for the emergence of some wonderfully absurd thoughts. 

Showers are most definitely one of my favorite parts about living in the 21st century and having readily accessible and heated water pumped into my home.

Check out another 20 shower thoughts when you're done with these or check out the big list of 38 enlightening shower thoughts.

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And They Keep on Rising

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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Sounds Like He's Going on a Bender...

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS BENDER SEE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #KillMeNowPlease - Matty Malaprop

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