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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS BENDER SEE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #KillMeNowPlease - Matty Malaprop

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

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20 Awesome Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

It's amazing what your mind can come up with when in the warm relaxing confines of a shower. Something about being utterly alone with hot water pouring over your body just eases the mind and allows for the emergence of some wonderfully absurd thoughts. 

Showers are most definitely one of my favorite parts about living in the 21st century and having readily accessible and heated water pumped into my home.

Check out another 20 shower thoughts when you're done with these or check out the big list of 38 enlightening shower thoughts.

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