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Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

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A Match Made in Pleasure

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A fifth and an augmented fifth

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Your New Clever Drinking Name

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And They Keep on Rising

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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Aaaaaaaaaand Cue That GODAWFUL AND UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS Whistling

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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

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He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

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