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badge badge of honor military honor badger literalism added letter medal accolade - 7114641664
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I still maintain (as I have since the age of 11) that The Red Badger of Courage would have been an infinitely better book than its actually-existing counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

john hancock hand chicken added letter literalism - 6643129088
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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

added letter iron man marvel shoop Starbucks stark surname tony stark - 6579834112
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I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

added letter chorus horus line literalism - 6424020224
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No one ever said the puns I put on this site ever had to make any sense... but maybe they should have, because clearly I'm fond of things like this. - Matty Malaprop

added letter double meaning literalism misspelling prince royal family tumblr Wales whales william - 5469928704
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I mean, where would this site even be today were it not for the valiant misspellings of idiots on the interwebs? - Matty Malaprop

added letter coffee literalism powder power quote similar sounding Spider-Man - 6402878720
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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

added letter brand comparison contrast differences gtfo Hall of Fame letter lolwut meme post it post its similar sounding t - 4970764288
By xyzpdq1
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

added letter furry Hall of Fame literalism marvel Nick Fury r Samuel L Jackson similar sounding The Avengers - 6218505472
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I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop

turban urban outfitters added letter urban similar sounding - 6653626368
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Thank you, Simpsons, for all your many years of apt and appropriate cultural impropriety. - Matty Malaprop

added letter answer course f going location of off question - 5924154112
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First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop

added letter elephant elephants literalism pants similar sounding suffix - 6230024704
By milknud (Via Milknud)
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They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

similar sounding apology coffee added letter late latte - 6833990400
By LJPhil
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop