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club adage handle handel homophone cant - 6939296000
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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

judge don't judge a book by its cover adage black-eyed peas literalism cover book my humps double meaning - 6760542208
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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop

adage brand cereal double meaning lemons life literalism name when life gives you lemon when life gives you lemons - 6533008384
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

adage dyslexia dyslexic gives Hall of Fame hypothetical if Lame Pun Coon lemons life melons meme then - 4748165632
By imboyo
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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

time flies adage literalism double meaning time flies - 6651895296
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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

adage advice double meaning fears Hall of Fame literalism personification - 5337200640
By ToolBee
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To Mr. Fear's credit, he's a very cordial guest who makes some really fabulous finger sandwiches. - Matty Malaprop

time time flies adage literalism flies - 7042499840
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That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

adage bottle bottled confused confusing homophone literalism thyme time wtf - 4640013312
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

adage visual representation I team - 6736336384
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Wait, does that mean that the I in "team" is THE A-TEAM??????? - Matty Malaprop