Finally an add that is fail-proof in its singular objective of tickling your fancy. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Comic Blasphemy
And here I thought they were just taunting my state of perpetual singledom! - Matty Malaprop
One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.
This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop
... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop