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And here I thought they were just taunting my state of perpetual singledom! - Matty Malaprop

One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.

This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

Finally an add that is fail-proof in its singular objective of tickling your fancy. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Comic Blasphemy

The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop

I'd be more on board with this one if I wasn't convinced that the tourism industry is rapidly eroding. - Matty Malaprop