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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

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By megmond
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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

AA abbreviation Alcoholics Anonymous batteries battery double meaning literalism - 6564055296
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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

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By Tyalie
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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

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By Ryan Sharman
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop