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abbreviation dachshunds Hall of Fame homophones literalism pair paradox similar sounding - 5348405248
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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

pi pun - Text - MAGNUM PI SO MUCH PUN.COM
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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation double meaning lan literalism obi-wan kenobi star wars wan - 5695785984
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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation ap style con con man conn Connecticut double meaning literalism misinterpretation - 6518834176
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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

au element gold abbreviation periodic table - 7031710208
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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation croc crock pot crocodile homophone literalism punception yo dawg - 5892084224
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

AA abbreviation Alcoholics Anonymous batteries battery double meaning literalism - 6564055296
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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation cookies double meaning gingerbread gingerbread man Hall of Fame homophone literalism nam nom slang veteran Vietnam - 5286370560
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation classic Hall of Fame panda panda bear panda bears shirt wrestling wwf - 5882165504
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop