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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation classic Hall of Fame panda panda bear panda bears shirt wrestling wwf - 5882165504
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

AA abbreviation Alcoholics Anonymous batteries battery double meaning literalism - 6564055296
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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

au element gold abbreviation periodic table - 7031710208
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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

pi pun - Text - MAGNUM PI SO MUCH PUN.COM
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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

con ap style conn con man abbreviation Connecticut double meaning literalism misinterpretation - 6518834176
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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation al Alabama call double meaning literalism map name state - 5023638784
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation cookies double meaning gingerbread gingerbread man Hall of Fame homophone literalism nam nom slang veteran Vietnam - 5286370560
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

iron iron maiden iron man costume halloween female fe abbreviation periodic table element - 6675831552
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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop