Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop
Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop
It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop
At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop
It's a prefix turned punchline... MIND = BLOWN. - Matty Malaprop
It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop