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At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop

It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

It's a prefix turned punchline... MIND = BLOWN. - Matty Malaprop

As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop

Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop