Thor

His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop

You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!

Seems to me like he adopted your approach to life, Thor. - Matty Malaprop

Wanna ROFL? ROFLrazzi's got your back!

He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop

He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop