Ghastly modified organisms taste great, but they have a tendency to give you some really haunting nightmares. - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!
Seriously, you guys need to buck up. YOU GET PAID TO GET CONCUSSIONS. HOW IS YOUR JOB NOT THE BEST? - Matty Malaprop
We've got more Sooper Bowl Sooper LoLz over at The Big Game!
Oh, I'm sorry, I actually should have asked: "Have you ever wanted to see a supernova up on your clothes?" - Matty Malaprop
I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop