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Baby, we were born to breed (but we don't have to, as Kurt has pointed out before). - Matty Malaprop

So one day my BFF Brandon Flowers informed me that he'd taken a position with Sam's Town police department as a detective, and was working to track down a couple of serial Killers. I asked the names of The Killers, and he told me they were Mr. Brightside and Jenny [No Last Name Given]. Realizing the work he was involved in was very important, I decided it was best to tell the truth: I've never met a Mr. Brightside, but I do seem to recall that Jenny was a friend of mine at some point. Though For Reasons Unknown, I can't seem to remember anything specific regarding Jenny's involvement with my life. - Matty Malaprop

... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop

Dos equis. Dos guitars. Potato tomato. - Matty Malaprop

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The idea of regretting anything Foreigner-related seems pretty alien to OP. - Matty Malaprop

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