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It's the schtick that keeps giving. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop

If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

... but why is there no hole in the road in the second picture? - Matty Malaprop

As punsubmitter George wrote: "In Soviet Russia, curry spice you!" I really have nothing better to add than that. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally he landed ass-up, meaning it was in fact a moon. - Matty Malaprop

We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop

It's like a juggalette, only slightly more attractive. But still thoroughly nightmare-inducing. - Matty Malaprop

I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop