Pirate

Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, this is sooooooooo bad (no offense creator!), from the art to the typos to the joke itself... and yet I may or may not be ROFLing IRL because of it? - Matty Malaprop

Some have criticized the morality of such underground airwaves, but really I think we all know the FCC deserves a bit of pillaging and plundering... - Matty Malaprop

We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

... BUT WHY IS THE PUMICE GONE? - Matty Malaprop

This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop

Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop

The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop