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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

This totally brings new meaning to the phrase "dude, those are some bomb-ass photos you took!" It doesn't, however, make you sound like less of a tool for saying "bomb-ass." - Matty Malaprop

Check out another kind of photobomb over here!

It's the schtick that keeps giving. - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, I always thought photographs were merely recapitulations of what was once live... - Matty Malaprop

Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

Mortal Costumebat? Masqueradal Kombat? I don't know. This one doesn't really roll off the proverbial tongue. - Matty Malaprop

Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

Curse you, military testing site! You've ruined one wholesome photo too many! - Matty Malaprop