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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop

If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop

On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

Well, I mean, "I" was... - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

Wait, does that mean that the I in "team" is THE A-TEAM??????? - Matty Malaprop