Command

Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop

Mortal Costumebat? Masqueradal Kombat? I don't know. This one doesn't really roll off the proverbial tongue. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

... do you... do you C what I did there? - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop