Command

Are you kidn-ey with this pun? - Matty Malaprop

Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop

... do you... do you C what I did there? - Matty Malaprop

In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop

And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Who is your father, iKnow. And about your force powers, iMconfident. - Matty Malaprop