Chemistry

His cold misanthropy is just a property of his brain chemistry, I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure their relationship won't last long; Magnesium's lifestyle is way outside of Oxygen's usual element. - Matty Malaprop

And to think, all he wanted to do was help that poor kid pass his test... - Matty Malaprop

Fernando may have failed this quiz, but his answers are all big wins in my book! - Matty Malaprop

Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop

It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Is there a "10-Second Puns #1?" UNCLEAR. I DIDN'T DO ANY RESEARCH ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M VERY LAZY. - Matty Malaprop