No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop
♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop