40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week

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Manager schedules 16-year-old homeschooled fast-food worker for 40 hours a week, calls her a lazy teenager: 'I cried at work 3 times today.'

Emmy Pratt

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Daughter throws out custom clothes mom bought for her baby 'AD' because they say his real name, 'Dean'

JR Atkinson

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Family tease man for seeking lower paid employment, get offended when he leaves dinner early: 'The jokes just kept coming'

Ally Perry

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Employee refuses to help her new boss, whom she has trained, with something she's taught her how to do 3 times already: 'I'm sure you can figure that out. It's above my pay grade.'

Emmy Pratt

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'Laughter is the best medicine': 21 Laughs That Will Guide You On Your Inner Journey to a Happy Brain (April 4, 2026)

Elna McHilderson

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Sister with 1-year-old insists on moving in with her brother and his wife, insists they pay the lion's share of the $1800 rent

JR Atkinson

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Employee curates desktop plant collection, gets annoyed when coworker continually 'takes care' of them: 'My pothos got repotted [and] my succulent got moved'

Ally Perry

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23 Work Memes for Employees Showing Up, Giving Their All, and Still Rocking

Cata Holmes

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30-year-old dogsitter can't figure out any of the household appliances, sparking parenting debate over the importance of giving kids chores: ‘They’re failing at being adults’

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'A pup cup for dudes in Patagonia vests': 28 Memes to help stave off spring allergies

JR Atkinson

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3-year-old girl and her mom share a magical Harry Potter moment in the park when the local teens play along with a wholesome bit: 'She got a glimpse of real magic'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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25-year-old consultant proposes managers should be no older than 37-years-old, and partners should be no more than 50-years-old: 'I’ve noticed a significant drop in the energy required to keep up.'

Emmy Pratt

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Security job only schedules worker 2 days/week at $15/hr, forbids them from taking any other jobs: 'In case someone calls off last minute'

JR Atkinson

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New parents request no visitors for first week of baby's life, grandparents immediately book flight to see them: 'I am not in any place to have company'

Ally Perry

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Boss constantly schedules 18-year-old high school student for 10 AM weekday shifts: 'They scheduled me on my Prom night, which I crossed off my availability last month.'

Emmy Pratt

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