Not funny

I remember dissecting my owl pellet like it was yesterday. I was in 4th grade and I was sick at home with the chickenpox. I'd been really looking forward the owl pellet project and so when I caught my little sister's infection, I was super bummed out. My best friend at the time was nice enough to offer bringing a pellet and tools to my house so that I could do mine at home. My mom was reluctant at first, but she gave in. It was for science, after all. Feverish and covered in bright red pox, I j…

So many questions. Why was she spray painting her tongs in the first place? Why is she so upset? How is the bug walking away totally fine and looking fly?

So great

It's official: February is the worst month.

Not really a vibe

Most agreed that the initial release was a total fail, but this time the bugs are gone, the graphics are tight—God definitely left the meeting happy. The free trial is available now!

The joys of Tinder

Dollar Tree. Dollar General. Family Dollar. 99 Cents and Up. Discount stores here in the United States are not very inspired in the name department. And they really don't have to be. They serve their purpose: to provide inexpensive necessities to people who really, really need them. Over in the UK, we'd wager people feel similarly about the names of their own bargain businesses. But that's just because across the pond the word “pound” refers to currency instead of, um, doing the nasty. hi twitt…

This is some next level BS

How is it that someone can be perfectly affable and charming in person, but an absolute nightmare of a human on social media? Why does it feel like we're all walking around in a cloud of paranoia all the time? Why is it hard to tell which information is true and which is fake these days? Psychology buff @g_s_bhogal might have some answers. In a follow-up tweet to an insightful mega-thread of 40 psychology concepts, @g_s_bhogal explained that his goal “is to help people avoid the psychological t…

Story time. Many years ago, I won concert tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Santa Monica after calling a radio station as a joke. What began as a modest prank turned into the best day of my life, for RHCP was my absolute favorite band in the world. There was only problem. I was 14 years old and couldn't drive. The concert venue was hundreds of miles away and my parents always forbade me from hitchhiking or talking to strangers, so I bought a train ticket. The morning of the long journ…

He's not saying the famous hip-hop artist definitely has it, but he is pointing out many actions of Kanye's that could definitely fit into the category of narcissistic behavior.

Time for a little history lesson. On January 23, 2012 at 2:15 UTC, a little boy named Ian Davies posted his best friend's yearbook portrait taken at Archbishop Hoban High School in Akron, Ohio. The boy pictured was Kyle Craven, better known to the internet as Bad Luck Brian . Kyle's dopey smile and red nose were so offensive to the school principal that they made him retake the photo. But it was too late. Ian had already scanned and posted the photo to the internet. Little did Kyle know, he was…

Like with any public place, most of us are accustomed to practicing some basic etiquette when we go shopping . We queue to pay, ask an employee if we need help and mostly keep our interactions with other customers to a minimum. That said, there are always a select few who insist on defying the rules. More often than not, they also make a huge scene while doing so. Posting on r/IDontWorkHereLady, u/GallifreyGirlDusk reminisced about the time she was browsing a store as a teen when a fellow custo…

Disney adults can get absolutely insane; simply ungovernable. When they want a picture with their beloved Disney character, they better get that dang picture or else.