“Don’t get married… or move your coffee machine”

Pusha T went all in on a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich diss track and it's pretty hilarious. The rapper teamed up with Arby's to help promote their new crispy fish sandwich and brutally roast McDonald's , another fast food joint that Pusha T has history (and beef) with. Keep scrolling for the whole saga.

“The world is a vampire.” The Smashing Pumpkins were right when they penned the tune back in the mid-'90s. It's amazing how little some things have changed since the grunge era. We're still feeling doomy as hell, hating the government, and feeling frustrated by the lack of opportunities presented to us and the rest of the non-billionaire class. It's almost enough to make us get up and start a band. But instead of torturing people with ears, we'd rather do something a little more benevolent than…

*talks airplane language I have no idea what it means* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoh Sh********t.

Good evening, or morning, internet users and abusers. It is no great secret that life is mostly a torturous experience, and that our existence is futile. That said, most of us still crave the opportunity to do what we want with that fleeting time. If we are being honest, hustling and grinding aren't high on that list of activities. So when the work week is looming over our shoulders or just starting (hate you, Monday) , and that freedom-induced pep in your step feels far as hell, there's not mu…

Almost too uncanny...

Where the blimps at?

This just doesn't feel right.

Minecraft is one of those games that never gets old. And there are few video games out there that can be enjoyed by both zoomers and boomers. People who have never played Minecraft usually assume it's a game for babies where you just dig holes and collect gems. Sure, a lot of it is mining, but those immersed in the Minecraft world know that there have been some legendary battles in the Minecraft war servers, like the epic war between TommyInnit and Dream on Dream's SMP. It all started in 2020,…

(screams silently)

People who write horoscopes are always flattering the reader with vague positivity and flowery compliments, often making astrology feel insufferably boring. What do the planetary alignments say about the fact that I'm an emotional wreck who habitually sabotages healthy relationships? That's what I want to know. Even most relatable astrology memes fail to realize the comedic potential of the format. Shitposter @nick_vyssotsky did a little astrological trolling with his series of zodiac signs as…

Instead of doom-scrolling, why not indulge in some mood-lifting humor . Yeah, I'm talking about memes. I know it's tempting to wallow in general misery, but we all deserve a crumb of joy now and again, even if we're too self-deprecating to realize it. So close the Twitter app or whatever depressing website you've been lurking and dive into these dumb, dopamine-filled memes .

Legendary.

Unlimited memes!

Fun fun fun

With all the perils and tragedies of the world (you know, wars, pandemics, inflation) and the agonizing stresses of everyday life, it can often feel as though the last thing on our minds is how we can press pause on the insanity and take a break from it all. It can be incredibly difficult to stop all the overthinking and anxiety that is a natural part of life, but scrolling through a stupid and funny memes and shitposts is sure to give you a small bit of respite from the tortures of reality. Th…