'My 8yo: I need nails to build...something': 30+ of the funniest parenting tweets of the week

JR Atkinson

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Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics

Ally Perry

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Wife cheats on her husband, demands her husband let her stay friends with her affair partner because he is the Dungeon Master of her Dungeons & Dragons group: 'Therapy has now shifted into separation.'

Emmy Pratt

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Teenage employee refuses to break company policy to clock in coworker, she chews her out for not risking her job to help her: 'Why is she so willing to put your job at risk for her own benefit?'

JR Atkinson

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Lead engineer gets convinced by manager to give up $5000 bonus for intern bonuses, has second thoughts when other team lead receives bonus: 'I'm sure the CEO will know about this'

Ally Perry

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'I always talk to my fish after work': 36-year-old gets jealous that his boyfriend talks to his fish more than he talks to him

Emmy Pratt

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30 Memes That Build From the Ground Up

Ally Perry

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Employee learns all their coworkers were hired at $20/hr when he was hired at $18/hr with more experience, confronts his boss about it: 'I have 7 years experience in related fields'

JR Atkinson

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The Most Entertaining Takes From TikTok This Week

Ally Perry

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Dad demands his wife stop scheduling play dates for their 2-year-old son when he is taking care of him: 'I want to spend quality time with my child'

Emmy Pratt

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14-year-old refuses to delete her fanfiction despite her parents' insistence that it'll look bad to future employers: 'I’m a 40-year-old accountant who reads fanfiction on my phone during my lunch break. Employers don't care.'

Emmy Pratt

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Adult son refuses to house narcissistic mother on visa after she demands he let her live with him and his partner: ‘Family members think I’m being heartless’

Lana DeGaetano

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Mom stands up to her MIL, limiting babysitting privileges after she self-righteously derails the grandson's binky-weaning progress: ‘She didn't respect [my] rules'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Grown Millennial Daughter Shows Boomer Mom 'Salad Fingers' for the First Time and Hilarity Ensues as the Mom Watches Mouth Agape, Nostalgia Explodes in the Comments

Elna McHilderson

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Posting Online About How You’re Offline Isn’t ‘Analog,’ It’s Hypocritical

Lana DeGaetano

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Couple invites friend to a concert, only for her to back out last minute, they sell her ticket, then keep the money instead of giving it back to her: ‘She abandoned the ticket’

Bar Mor Hazut

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