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Everyone has their own preferred ways of seeking pleasure and wiling their spare hours away. Some people like to binge watch reality tv on their cozy sofas, surrounded by snacks and beverages. There are some folks who prefer to indulge in more productive activities, such as woodworking, scrapbooking, gardening or even baking a lovely loaf of tangy sourdough bread. Others still? They devote their spare moments to their nurtured talents. That could be a musical talent, writing, or even drawing an…

But seriously, do you have your boarding pass?

What's funnier than a fart joke? Not much, if you ask my little brother. Or my cousins. Or my boyfriend. Or me. With the exception of maybe penis jokes, fart jokes reign supreme - and they're something both men and women can relate to. Who knew that the one thing humanity could agree upon was the hilarity of flatulence ? Maybe if the world got together, held hands, and farted simultaneously, we could achieve world peace. We'd count to three, toot, and then join one another in raucous laughter.…

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They knew

Anna Wintour, Vogue's longtime editor-in-chief, isn't the most beloved media personality. The 72 year old (along with her signature bob) has mostly made a name for herself as alleged inspiration of The Devil Wears Prada - an uptight woman, with serious demands. Her steely countenance isn't a surprise to many plebs. People with lots of money often lack the ability to connect, which is why Anna Wintour 's biography (written by Amy Odell) is at the very bottom of our reading list. This placement w…

Clocking in

If you've got a taste for schadenfreude and a little bit of contempt (or confusion) towards the crypto/NFT sector, we've got a treat for you. As the internet buzzes about the potential of non-fungible tokens and crypto bull runs, many coin proselytizers manage to make fools of themselves on Twitter and Reddit. Sometimes they're sharing a massive loss that occurred due to overconfidence or sheer stupidity . Other times these “bros” just say shit that makes them sound incredibly dumb. We can't sa…

Maybe it's time to think of different plots.

Stupendous

It's Sunday evening. The scaries are sinking in, and hard. We're starting to feel that very specific agony that many folks feel at the start of the workweek. It's incredibly palpable. While Sunday is still technically a day of rest, it's also a day of dread. It can often serve as a reminder of how we are completely beholden to this mentally taxing and nearly automated schedule by capitalism and forced to greedily enjoy fun whenever we can get it. Which for some people means two days a week, and…

His cousin died in a car crash and one kid drew what he thought that scene looked like on his card… What teacher allowed this??

When I get into a YouTube hole, I'm not just watching videos. While enjoying a viewing, be it stupid or smart, or even just a song, I scroll all the way down to that comments section. Because sometimes it's more rewarding than the video itself. While there are some appreciative shout outs (the comments on Jimmy Buffet videos are so positive), there's often at least one comment from somebody with nothing to lose. Sometimes, it's a comment that is impressively cutting. Sometimes, a completely biz…

My cats are the center of my universe. Somehow I ended up adopting two of the characters that were skulking around my backyard. And there's no turning back. They own the place. They stink it up, they push my stuff off the table, and they also (thankfully) give me cuddles and keep me entertained. As a former “ dog person ,” it's pretty surprising that I'd end up being so obsessed with kitties. It probably has to do with toxoplasmosis. Anyway. Because cat owners are so dedicated to their pets, th…

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