Life hack?

My head hurts. It hurts so much. It seems like whenever I feel like I've gotten closer to getting this damn rock over the hill, it gets heavier a la Sisyphus' eternal plight. Except instead of hauling stuff up an incline, I'm trying to manage a damn website. It's a lot to handle - sending emails as early as 7 am and then working until 7 pm. It almost sucks some of the fun out of memes . I don't recommend turning pleasure into work, but I know my circumstances could be worse. There are a few tim…

There hasn't been a new Elder Scrolls game since Skyrim was first released in 2011, which has forced fans to keep the game interesting by coming up with their own wacky mods and side quests. Just recently, one madlad called u/Morlino on Reddit posted some gameplay footage to r/Skyrim in which the player shows off their collection of every single Dragon Priest mask in Skyrim. According to the redditor, the undertaking took 92 hours to complete because they never once used fast travel. Anyone who…

The world has no shortage of wizard-related media. People seem to be utterly fascinated with the magical world, and we've seen people become obsessed with the concept of wizards in everything from Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings , to intricate role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons. Growing up, wizards mostly seemed to be kind old men with long beards who wished to impart their vast knowledge of the magical (and regular) world. As I grew older and dove into books by the likes of…

Even the nicest people in the world have moments where they just can't stand something or someone. As someone who is only slightly nice, I am a person who has a host of pet peeves relating to human beings. I can't stand loud chewers. Sometimes I actually wear earplugs when my boyfriend's roommate is eating with us in the living room. Loud typers? They drive me up the wall with their weighted smashing in the office. People who do things like floss or clip their toenails in public are up there, t…

As you move through this world, you will meet some divas with such an insatiable zest for life that it's hard even to conceptualize what it's like to live inside their brains. This attitude can be cute…until it is annoying. There's a delicate balance between having a genuinely positive attitude and trying to force niceness into every situation despite its appropriateness. The latter option is passive aggression, the most toxic positivity man ever invented. If you don't take it too far, having a…

Memes both cultured & dank

R.I.P. Sweet ice cream taco treat! 1984-2022

Toe beans not included

If you've been online in any capacity this week, you've probably heard of the Pink Sauce . The product was originally marketed on TikTok as a delicious and unique sauce that was incomparable to any other sauce currently on the market. However, things fell apart quickly when consumers found that the sauce was shipped unrefrigerated in a flimsy bag and contained multiple errors on the nutrition label. The most worrying discrepancy to many buyers was that the Pink Sauce was a different shade of pi…

One thing women have always amazingly gotten away with: reading p*rn in public.

What's up gamers? Not much gaming news to report, other than the recent release of Stray, the new post-apocalyptic adventure game that's already breaking player count records on Steam. Oh, did I mention you play the game as an adorable little kitty cat? And for an indie game, the graphics are strikingly impressive. It's no wonder Stray is already breaking the internet. I haven't played the game yet, but I'm pretty excited to prowl around a dystopian cyberpunk city, solving puzzles and doing nor…

A real bonding experience

Radical

They have so many eyes...

Too exhausted to care