It's interesting how certain things make an impact on your brain and others don't. As a person who is forced, gun to my head, chained to desk, to scroll through Twitter all day, it's fascinating to think of all the short shared sentiments I've seen that just disappeared into the ether of my poisoned brain. But like my therapist says, it's better to focus on being grateful for the things you do have, rather than lamenting the loss of whatever you've lost or forgotten. So today we're here to talk…

If parallel universes exist, then logically that means there's an alternate reality where memes don't exist, and everything is just varying shades of grey, and food tastes like ash. People look peculiarly ageless because there's no sunshine and no one ever laughs. In this grotesque alternate reality, the only form of entertainment that exists is a single channel on television, which only plays static, but people watch it anyway because there's nothing else to do. Why am I painting such a depres…

Whether you like it or not, math is all around us. Legend has it that Sir Isaac Newton formulated gravitational theory after watching an apple fall from a tree, and I like to imagine that in that moment, the world around him transformed into a series of equations, not unlike Neo perceiving the Matrix in its true form for the first time. For all the nerds out there who can't help but see the mathematics in everything, this collection of unabashedly nerdy math memes is just for you.

The doctor prescribed antibiotics. The besties prescribed Hint of Lime chips, Bud Lite Limes, and key lime pie!

All for the views

Unacceptable

Meal prep services have been around for years with little to no controversy. Sure, some people think they're emblematic of the laziness of their customers. Others have mocked their prolific runs on podcast ads. However, nothing has shaken the meal prep industry like a lentil that will give consumers serious damage to their internal organs.

It's nice to participate in the simple pleasures in life once and a while. Sure, these things might not be expensive or high class or highly memorable, but they add a little extra something to your day to make it stand out. So often, our days feel like they're running together, one day looking practically identical to the rest. When you're living for the weekend, making the week feel like it counts as a part of your actual life can be challenging. Incorporating little unique things into each da…

Ever since Pizza Rat came on the scene in the subway of New York City, people have had a fascination with animals doing human things. Namely eating. While it's funny to see a cat slouched over like Al Bundy, there's something about a critter chomping on a very human treat that just seems to tickle our collective fancy. Twitter user @heatherchristle reminded us of these simple pleasures when she shared the tale of being woken up by a mouse attempting to dig into a Lindt truffle.

I can't go out, I'm sick

I bet you didn't know meme stars like the “I like turtles” kid, peanut butter baby, and “slippery lil snek” guy ARE FULL GROWN ADULTS NOW.

If it seems to you like everyone is experiencing flight cancellations this summer, you're not alone. My in-laws, cousins, and some friends all had flights cancelled on them within the last week, and though my flight wasn't cancelled, flying to San Francisco was a total nightmare. Due to staffing cuts at both airlines and airports, and more Americans feeling comfortable traveling during the pandemic, airports are a shitshow. And they're not getting any better. We need to travel smart. And that's…

Companies that aren't afraid to stoop real low

Every now and then Twitter gets on a tip that results in scads of viral tweets. This month we've seen a ton of backlash against Airbnb , but we've also seen people discussing all the scams that have become so normalized we barely even notice them. A couple accounts have addressed this.

Signing bonuses. Health insurance. Paid time-off. A good job isn't just about the salary, and often benefits are the main draw of a job for prospective employees . That's why it's totally devastating when shady employers use loopholes to scam their workers out of hard-earned bonuses, holidays, and other promised benefits. Redditor u/FlabertoDimmadome was so indignant on behalf of their brother that they turned to r/antiwork to vent about how an Amazon warehouse was trying to cheat their brother…

There's no shortage of shady employers out there laughing maniacally as they exploit the meek and unassuming. But a law firm attempting to illegally trick a fellow lawyer into doing free work for them? Some people are as audacious as they are stupid.