25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 12, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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24-year-old handles difficult customer, gets upset when 49-year-old coworker accidentally sends her critical text: 'She should have handled that'

Ally Perry

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WNBA Rookie Defeats Incompetent Basketball Bro on the Court, But That Won’t Stop Ignorant ‘Fans’ Disparaging Female Athletes

Emmy Pratt

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Gym-goer takes 25-minute "everything shower" at their $130/month gym, ignores repeated knocks on the door: 'Gym showers are for getting the basics done, not spending almost 30 minutes deep conditioning your hair'

JR Atkinson

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Mom lashes out at daughter after she uninvites her from family Christmas when she plans to bring her live-in boyfriend of 1 month: 'She makes horrible life decisions'

Ally Perry

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Employees debate whether they'd take a $120K remote job over a $240K in office job: 'For $240k a year, I'd come in on the weekend too'

Emmy Pratt

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Dad horrified by his family's tech addiction changes wifi password and says it's ‘down,’ family has the most wholesome offline weekend: ‘Everyone needed the break, even if they didn’t realize it.'

Elna McHilderson

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Son-in-law makes wood-fired pizza from scratch, in-laws say they've "already eaten" and will microwave it later, he throws it in the trash instead: 'That's a deliberate middle finger'

JR Atkinson

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Employee resents contributing to office gifts in workplace with high turnover, looks for a way to avoid it: 'I've contributed to over 10 birthdays'

Ally Perry

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Girlfriend pays boyfriend back after borrowing $12K in rent from him, boyfriend refuses to acknowledge she's repaid him at least double what she originally borrowed: 'I repaid between $28,800 on the low end and $38,400 on the high end.'

Emmy Pratt

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Single mom gives her cousin $2000 of baby supplies, then the entitled pregnant woman sells it online before demanding another gift at her baby shower: 'She clearly just wanted to flip my stuff for cash'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Australian Guy brings his own cheese slices to McDonald’s to save money, and his friend starts a fight calling him embarrassing, turning their burger run into an awkward ride home: ‘We didn't contact each other [since]’

Etai Eshet

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Entitled mother tries to change the itinerary of her child's 3-week dream trip to Germany into something she wants instead, child tells her to get over it or get out: ‘Get on for the ride or not come at all’

Lana DeGaetano

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Woman left furious after another mother confiscated her 9-year-old son's cellphone during kids' game night, causing him to miss his "pick-up alarm", leaving his grandfather waiting outside in the cold: 'Confiscated his property and overrode my parenting'

Emma Saven

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The Age of Internet Innocence is Not Lost, It’s Hiding on Forums​​

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Couple with 7 shared children clash when the husband disowns 2 of his kids and tries to rewrite their will so his remaining son inherits a larger portion of their estate, but his wife refuses: ‘I want our will to provide our shared children equally’

Etai Eshet

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